that's what she said.

Re: a forgotten retainer

2011-04-14T08:54:00.000-07:00

"It will just be a little tight when you put it in later." TWSS.

I switched oatmeal flavors.

2011-02-28T13:30:00.000-08:00

"I just can't imagine putting that in my mouth right now."

TWSS.

Who wants it fast?

2011-02-17T15:30:00.001-08:00

"I'm going to go slower."

TWSS.

In my ear.

2011-01-06T08:28:00.000-08:00

"Maybe because you have your fingers in it."

TWSS.

Common knowledge

2010-09-23T09:45:00.001-07:00

"Always start with the muffin."

She didn't actually say this out loud, but said it in her head and giggled to herself.

2010-07-21T14:30:00.000-07:00

"It's hard to get ready for work when you're trying to keep one finger out of it."

TWST.

It's unfortunate.

2010-06-30T15:00:00.000-07:00

I'm not used to such hard things in my bed.

TWSS.

It was Blueberry

2010-06-24T12:35:00.000-07:00

Cindy: What do we have to eat today?
Me: I have a muffin.
Cindy: I'll eat your muffin then.

but it itches!

2010-05-28T11:00:00.000-07:00

"You should stop scratching your box."

TWSS.

Ain't that the truth.

2010-01-29T09:56:00.001-08:00

"Sometimes they come, sometimes they don't."

TWSS.

Texting leads to...

2010-01-21T10:49:00.000-08:00

"I did the O twice"
TWSS

and then Comcast said:

2010-01-10T12:30:00.000-08:00

Please give me a moment to check that here in my end.

TWSS.

2010-01-07T11:29:00.001-08:00

"I'll be fine using just one hand."

TWSS

Passing along a TWSS

2010-01-04T14:49:00.000-08:00

Wouldn't we all?

2009-12-21T13:02:00.001-08:00

No one is going to eat the big one?

I took this from an email (waaaay out of context, but it's funny)

2009-12-14T17:30:00.000-08:00

never had any before and it was very good (from what I got on my finger!)

TWSS.

It surprised even me when I said

2009-12-03T10:00:00.000-08:00

"if you have a really small finger you can stick it in there."

TWSS.

2009-11-13T14:45:00.000-08:00

I don't want to go, I just came from down there!

TWSS

I can't say "that's what she said" to my son so I have to post them all here.

2009-11-13T14:30:00.000-08:00

(speaking of a dissolving pill)

"I've been sucking on that forever!"

TWSS.

I was talking about food, god damn it!

2009-10-12T10:30:00.000-07:00

"Just put it in your mouth and see what happens."

TWSS.

My son singing:

2009-09-12T14:30:00.000-07:00

I got it in the hole...
I got it in the hole...

TWSS.
(or he)

2009-09-03T07:15:00.000-07:00

"That came a lot faster than I expected." TWSS

Try harder.

2009-08-28T13:05:00.000-07:00

"I really have to shove it in or it just won't stay." TWSS.

Third party TWSS.

2009-08-19T18:00:00.000-07:00

His security card wasn't working:

"The little box won't trigger unless I beat my thingy against it."

Today's TWSS was brought to us by the letter V and by the blogger Jack Smynde.

speaking of baseball...

2009-08-14T09:00:00.000-07:00

Thank god for those two inches!

TWSS.

Question: What is wrong with this picture?

2009-07-20T11:00:00.000-07:00

Answer: They shoved everything into one tight spot.

And the bonus: I can't believe how long it took me to get there.

TWSS.

There was a key and an arm involved in this one.

2009-06-26T09:00:00.000-07:00

"I'm going to get you right in your sore spot."

TWSS.

Dig around in there, see what you find.

2009-06-10T19:30:00.000-07:00

"How often do you stick your hand into your center console?"

Center console. Ha. That's a new one for me.

TWSS.

Sexual harassment hurts everyone.

2009-05-21T13:31:00.000-07:00

Let me see your box.

I bet you do.

2009-05-18T14:25:00.000-07:00

Why do you pick out all the Fruit Gems?
They're the only ones I can eat with my braces. I mean I can eat the taffy ones too, but I have to suck on them.
TWSS.

Happy Hump Day from TWSS!

2009-05-06T15:15:00.000-07:00

Me: Let's make it happen. I'm all for it.
Cindy: I'm all for spitting too.
TWSS.

Woodland creatures.

2009-05-01T13:00:00.000-07:00

My son: I know why squirrels like to eat nuts.

Me: Why?

Son: Because they have strong teeth that can chew through wood so they can eat the nuts.

Me: I can't chew through wood and I still like to eat nuts.

TWSS.

and then my SON said...

2009-04-29T08:30:00.000-07:00

"If you stick your tongue down in there, it feels like the end of a bullet."

2009-04-20T11:10:00.000-07:00

"Damn, I wish I'd gotten something other than trail mix. I guess I'll just have to pick out the cherries since I can't eat the nuts."

TWSS.

Tasty!

2009-04-15T15:30:00.000-07:00

"I like the dark chocolate cream better."
TWSS

Three chances to guess what I was talking about.

2009-04-15T15:00:00.000-07:00

"I really needed something stiffer."

TWSS.

We were talking about barbecue chips.

2009-04-04T23:30:00.000-07:00

"They're too hard."

"I know, they're so big and thick!"

TWSS.

One for Hump Day

2009-04-01T15:06:00.000-07:00

Me: "It doesn't look like the lot we looked at is still available. Though there is one for 1.3 million for sale!"
Cindy Lou: "You can just pitch a tent."
TWSS.

Impressing The Boss

2009-03-17T13:54:00.000-07:00

She asks me to relay to our boss that she's in the office today. Wants to be sure he knows this because..."he's been up my ass a lot lately".

TWSS.

...and then I said...

2009-03-13T13:15:00.000-07:00

I don't like my sweet and my meat mixing together.

TWSS.

Regarding fax machine:

2009-03-12T15:15:00.000-07:00

I'll see if it can take more than 15 inches.

TWSS.

Sorry, can't hear you.

2009-03-12T15:00:00.000-07:00

"I hate at some banks how there's a wall of bullet-proof glass and you can never hear what the teller is saying. They need to have what the movie theaters do - those holes right in front of your face." TWSS.